Because I'm too tired to write a full review, but don't want to forget some priceless quotes, here are some quotations worth elaborating on later and pondering about until then:
"What, is this a surprise party or something?"
"She can see us; she'll know we're here." Holly S.
"Yes, but she doesn't know I have a gun." Holly F.
"I slept with your dog." Zac
"I don't know whether to be angry or throw up. Probably both." Isaac
"Let's ask the dog." Taylor
"Don't call me a potato." Beth
Edit, because Laura reminded me of something else:
"Turn on Maybelline road" Holly S
"Maybe it's Maybelline." Laura
"...Maybe it's not" Holly
(in response to misreading a sign that said "Maybell," or something to that effect that was not quite "Maybelline")