But for every Pepsi-carrying travel newbie, there's some guy that thought it was okay to pack that ax, or a bag full of fireworks, or some medieval torture device you didn't even know existed, and TSA has seen it all. Here are 10 reasons you should follow them on Instagram.
1. The bomb and drug dogs are super cute when you're not the one they're chasing.
2. Batarangs. Who actually knew these were called "batarangs?"
3. Man, I don't have room for my knife AND my gun. What should I do?
4.This not-so-smart phone.
5. Lipstick tazer.
6. Lipstick knife. Don't mix these up with your real lipstick.
7. I'm not even mad; I'm impressed.
9. "I just needed a haircut, I swear!"
10. And my personal favorite, the crazy cat-lady weapon of choice: Cat Knuckles.
Thanks, TSA, for keeping me safe, keeping me entertained, and keeping me suspicious of the human race and everyday objects.